Christmas comes but once a year!

POPPYCOCK!!!

Here in Leeds the decorations come down sometime around July and go back up again in September.

Some streets don't see the lights taken down even.

Just switched off.

Here at Tonka Towers, Christmas just began.

We've just broken out the Tunnocks Caramel and the Lidl gin

(Lidl's "full fat" tonic is the best on the market in our humble...)

 

Anyway we're writing this letter to wish you all a very merry one.

No sadness, if you can, and a very pleasant week and a bit.

 

signed

Your old pal GT

 

PS I reckon orders through the Cudstore received before close of play, Wednesday 18th, will be with you before the whole shebang.

Don't expect it under the tree after that date.

Also, if like me you're thinking of getting ol' Mr C. a birthday pressie, it's the 29th...

Once again,

Best wishes, y'all